The YouTube channel currently reads 2,110,895,396 total views across 1,234 published videos. Divide one by the other and every upload is carrying an average of roughly 1,710,612 views, a burden shared equally by "When Missing People Recorded Their Final Moments." and "Waterparks Are A Literal Warzone", published Saturday.

Scale is hard to feel at that size, so here is a ruler. The most-watched clip of the past seven days, "Bending time part 2", clipped by huntersske2 on 18 August, sits at 2,855 views. To reach the channel's lifetime total you would need to produce that 29-second clip about 739,000 times.

The Twitch side is growing at a rate best described as plumbing. 3,559,220 followers now, up 101,919 in fourteen days. That's 7,280 a day. Around five a minute. Continuously, through the night, through the 86 hours he has been off air, five more people every minute deciding they want to be notified.

YouTube added 160,000 subscribers over the same fortnight, which rounds the public figure to 5,700,000 and rounds nothing at all for the 160,000.

The individual VOD numbers are less abstract. "FNAF 2 IN BUNNY SUIT TIL I BEAT IT AND RANDOM GAMES" pulled 722,148 views. "AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY CHARITY STREAM + REACTS JOIN JOIN JOIN" pulled 506,799.

Half a million people for that one. Worth writing down.