Joe Bartolozzi recently appeared in Ludwig's Streamer Games 2026, because apparently being a streamer, YouTuber and professional internet yapper wasn't enough occupations for one man.

The event brought together 39 creators across eight teams, with Team Worldwide eventually taking the overall win with 72 points.

For most creators, the Streamer Games are a fun opportunity to hang out, compete and make some content.

For Joe, there is presumably one additional objective:

remind everyone that he used to run track.

At some point during the event, Joe's brain presumably activated the ancient athletic instinct buried somewhere underneath approximately 900 hours of Twitch reactions.

The man who spends his working hours sitting in a chair watching videos has once again been given permission to physically move.

Terrifying.

Whether Joe won, lost, or simply stood around looking suspiciously athletic remains secondary.

The important thing is that he was given an opportunity to tell everyone about his running career.

And honestly?

We'd expect nothing less.