Joe Bartolozzi has officially passed 3.5 million followers on Twitch, proving that apparently 3.5 million people have collectively decided that whatever the hell Joe is doing is worth watching.

The milestone was crossed on August 13, with the number being automatically recorded by JoeHub.

This is an objectively impressive number. Three and a half million people is enough to fill a very large city, a suspiciously large wedding, or approximately every seat in a stadium that Joe would probably spend 45 minutes arguing with.

Joe has now reached the stage of his career where saying “I have a Twitch following” is no longer particularly accurate.

He has a small nation.

There are currently 3.5 million people following Joe's Twitch account, and experts believe approximately 14% of them are waiting for him to play something completely normal before he inevitably starts screaming.

Congratulations to Joe on the milestone.

And congratulations to the 3.5 million of you who apparently had nothing better to click.